Author: NaurtoRules07
Rating: PG - 13

Note from me: I don't know if the rating will change are not but yeah... whatever.

"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!?" Naruto screamed at Ino and Sakura, not believing what he just heard.

Sakura had told him after training today to met her near the Forest of Death because she had something important to tell him. Looking back, Naruto should have known it was to good to be true, thinking he was being asked out on a date, and knew it when he also spotted Ino standing next to her when he got there.

But, of all things he expected, he never thought Sakura would ask him this. And for Sasuke of all people!!!

"Please Naruto!! It's just for a day. All you have to do is use that ridiculous Sexy Jutsu and bug Sasuke until he tells you what type of girl he likes!!!" Sakura pleaded, using those really big eyes Naurto couldn't resist.

Sighing, Naruto's jealousy was put aside to make Sakura happy, even if it broke his heart at the same time. With a nod, and a few moments of girly screams later, Naruto set off to find his one true love. Ramen.

And as he set down on the stool and ordered some miso ramen, Naruto couldn't help but think, 'Tomorrows going to be a disaster!'

"YOUR LATE!" Sakura yelled, but it rang a little hollow without Naruto's voice to accompany it.

The others noticed too, with the way Kakashi lifted his visible eyebrow and Sasuke staring a hole in Naurto's usual spot. The only one not curious about Naruto's absence was Sakura, as she was the master mind behind Naruto's a disappearance.

"It seems we have a missing member. Anyone have any ideas as to why are favorite loud mouth ninja is not present?" Kakashi made a point to look at Sakura, noticing the innocent act she was pulling.

"He's sick!" Sakura spoke up, then clarified at the looks she was getting. "He called me this morning to tell me he wouldn't make it because he has a fever."

Kakashi's smirked remained hidden under his mask, he knew Sakura was up to something and it involved Naruto no less. Thinking for a moment, Kakashi saw no point in training if Naruto was not here, and on top of that he could use this time to finish his new Come Come Paradise book.

"Well then, as Naruto is not here, why don't we train tomorrow." And with that Kakashi pulled out his book and transported out before the others could say anything else.

Sakura sighed, glad Kakashi didn't catch her at lying. For a moment there, with the way he was looking at her, she was sure she was done for.

But now she could relax, everything was going according to plan, all she had to do now was wait until the transformed Naruto found Sasuke. Then Sakura will know once and for all that liked her better.

She just hoped Naruto could pull this off!
Sasuke though about heading back to the Uchiha grounds, but he had enough memories of death and blood for a while. And after prying Sakura off his arm, he really didn't need any more bad memories at this moment. So, he walked... and walked some more, occasionally glaring at anyone who decided to talk to him.

It was bad enough that he had to miss training because Naruto was sick. How was he ever going to defeat his brother at this rate!!?? Though his anger didn't stop the small pang of worry at the thought of Naruto sick in bed. He glared at the road harder and began to walk faster, not sure where he was going.

If he was, he would have seen a suspicious long pigtailed blond stepping out of an alley way right in front of him.

"Damn it!" Sasuke muttered from the ground that he now set on as he looked around, hoping no one else saw him making a fool out of himself, but only spotted he girl that caused his tumble.

"Watch where your going next time." Sasuke said, not really how rude he sounded as he stood up, dusting the dirt off his shorts. What he wasn't expecting however was a face full of angry blond.

"YOU ASSHOLE!! IT WAS YOUR FAULT! YOU WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING!" The anonymous blond screamed.

A moment later Sasuke watched as the blond's eyes widened before she started to sweet drop. "I-I mean... sorry about that, hehe, I wasn't watching where I was going. How about I make it up to you by buying you something to eat?"

Sasuke had no idea what was wrong with this girl, was she bipolar or something? He wasn't sure he liked the sound of spending more time with her, but before he had a chance to say no, the lunatic blond was already pulling him down the road.

In a matter of minutes Sasuke found himself in front of a familiar ramen stand. Unconsciously, he began to look around, expecting his loud mouth friend to appear at any moment and couldn't help but feel a strong feeling of disappointment when he didn't.

'Stupid idiot! Going and getting yourself sick!' Sasuke said to himself as he was unknowingly pulled into a seat beside the blond.

"Looking for your girlfriend?"

The question took Sasuke by surprise, having forgotten the blond girl who brought him here. Turning his head to the side Sasuke answered, "No, just a team mate of mine. He like to come here a lot."

"Oh, he must he really cool!"

Sasuke snorted. "No, just a loser!"

He ignored the open mouth, shocked girl beside him, taking the rage he sense coming of her in wave was do to the fact she was PMSing or perhaps not fully medicated. Instead he ordered for both of them absently, not really caring what it was, just wanting to leave before this girl had another episode.

Unfortunately, that didn't keep her from talking.

"So, do you have a girlfriend?" The blond asked.

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. 'Great, this is all I need. Another girl waiting to jump me!'

"No." Was all the answer he gave.

"Do you like someone? Who is it?"

"Non of your business." Sasuke could feel his nerves stretching to there limits.

"What kind of girl do you like? It is true you like long hair?"

"What is this an interview. I don't even know why I set down with a psycho blond like you." Sasuke said, getting up to leave when his arm was grabbed by the girl beside him.

"Hey, why don't you stop being a bastard and just answer the damn question!?" She screamed and Sasuke was suddenly reminded of Naruto. Though that only annoyed him more. No one could be Naruto besides Naruto.

"Let go of me psycho!" Sasuke was really getting pissed off now.

"I have a name and it's not PSYCHO!!" She screamed.

"Then what is it, you psycho!"

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT! My names Nar--!!!" The girl suddenly stopped, wide eyed as she set there and continued to stare at him.

Before Sasuke go a chance to question the girl about her name, two bowls of miso ramen appeared in front of them.

"Hehe, look the rames here. Might as well eat it before it gets cold." The blond said picking up her chopstick and began to dig in.

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched again, as he set back down. 'Okay, something weird is going on here. Every time this girl lets lose, she suddenly stops and gets a surprised look! She's hidding something, I know it!'

Sasuke looked sideways back at the girl, only to widen his own eyes at what he saw. This girl was on here fifth bowl!! FIFTH!!! The only time he had ever seen anyone eat like that was... Naruto.

'OH MY GOD!!!' Sasuke thought, finally putting all the peices together! 'The bastard name calling, the blond pigtails, the Nar beginning of her name, and not the ramen. THIS IS NARUTO!'

Sasuke cursed himself for not seeing it before! How could he be so stupid!! Naruto was going to pay dearly for this, but what Sasuke wanted to know most was... why? Thinking back Sasuke quickly ran the entire day through his head.

Waking up, going to training, waiting for Naruto and Kakashi, finding out Naruto was sick from Sakura... There! Understanding dawned on him!

'This was all Sakura's idea... probably wanting to know what girl I like from the questions Naruto was asking.' Sasuke thought for a moment before a devilish smirk made way onto his face.

He just thought of a way to get back at Naruto and Sakura! Oh, this was going to be good!


Naruto sighed as Sasuke set back down to eat. He was so sure his cover was blown the moment his name almost slipped from his mouth! But luck was on his side and Sasuke didn't suspect a thing.

A victory grin spread across Naruto's womanly face as he speed up his eating, finishing off another bowl!





TBC... (I hope I'm keeping with the characters? What do you guys think?)