gBY: NIKKIE
RATING: PG-13
CHAPTER 1: UNDERWEAR ON THE STOVE
"HEY!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY UNDERWEAR," Naruto shouted. "No,I have not seen your underwear," I replied. "OH, COME ON," Naruto shouted,"I'M ALREADY LATE!!!" "Oh man!!!! There on the stove," I said. "What are they doing on the stove," Naruto said,"oh yeah. Now I remember. Well thanks thanks darling. Let me give you a kiss. Bye, see ya later." And as soon as he pulled his pants on he was out the window. "Oh man," I said,"what a drag."
CHAPTER 2: YOU'RE LATE
"Hey Naruto," Sakura said. "You're later then Kakashi-sensei," Sai said. "I swear you're becoming more like him every day," Tsunade said. "What's so wrong about that," Kakashi asked. "Well you always have your head in that porn book," Tsunade said. "Well better me than Master Jiraiya," Kakashi said. "True," Tsunade agreed rising her voice,"we won't Naruto to become like him." "I heard that," Jiraiya said. "Oh we're shaking with fear," Naruto said. "Oh you will be when we're finished training," Jiraiya said. 'Oh,geez I hate it when he gets like this' Naruto thought to himself.
CHAPTER 3: LATE AGAIN
"Oh man," I said,"he's late again.I told him I'd kill him if he did this again. What a drag." "Hey, sweetie," Naruto said as limped over to me. "What happened to you," I said. "Oh," Naruto said,"don't worry about my leg.Sakura just tried to kill that's all.She probably would have had a better chance if she had listened to Grandma Tsunade instead of Sai." "Oh man," I replied,"your team is full of dupes." "Yeah," Naruto agreed,"but you've got to love them." "No I don't," I said,"I just got to love you,you dolt." "Oh, Shikamaru," Naruto said,"that was a sweet thing to say." "Just shut up and kiss me," I said. And with that said I grabbed the front of Naruto's shirt and pulled him to meet my lips in a full blown kiss. "I think that we should go in before we are late,Shikamaru," Naruto said breaking the kiss.
CHAPTER 4: THE HORRIBLE DREAM
"Man that meeting was so boring. And a waste of time," Shikamaru said. "You think that everything is a waste of time," Naruto replied. "I don't think that you're a waste of time," Shikamaru said gently. "You might be the only that doesn't,my love," Naruto replied sadly. "Are you talking about that dream you keep having," Shikamaru asked. "I tell you about it tonight," Naruto said,"I promise." "You are always saying that," Shikamaru said. "Yeah so what kill me," Naruto replied. "No that would be to much work," Shiakmaru said,"besides I think that Tsunade-sama might kill me if I did kill you anyway." "Yeah you're probably right," Naruto said.
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