Boku no Sekai

Summary: What if someone told you that you're getting fat? Would you take a diet right away? Read to find out why it isn't necessary.
Author: reychop
rating: All age


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Sasuke and Naruto were lying on their bed, enjoying the presence of each other. It's Sunday morning so there's no work and they don't expect much visitors since as we all know, at Sunday, it's lazing day.

Naruto layed his head on Sasuke's chest as he listened to soft, serene beating coming from his boyfriend's chest. As he was drifting back to sleep, he felt Sasuke caressing his hair and speaking in a soft voice.

“Naruto, what if I say, you're getting fat? What would you do?”

Hearing this made Naruto alert and on full-guard. He abruptly sat down and stared at Sasuke's eyes, questioning him to go further.

“You see Naruto, I felt you have become rounder and rounder. And there's nothing I could do about it.” Sasuke said in a sad voice which gave Naruto some negative impression.

“What? Just because I'm getting fat doesn't mean you can leave me! I'll do anything Sasuke! I would even throw away all my stash of ramen. I'll go jogging with you every morning, I'll take the gym, I'll eat vegetables, and I'll drink milk every night, just don't leave me!” Naruto frantically said in horror, thinking that Sasuke is implying that he's loosing his appeal.

After a moment of silence, Naruto was getting annoyed. “Sasuke... I thought you love me you bastard.” As he was about to punch Sasuke, the raven just chuckled which earned him a confused look from Naruto.

Sasuke just sat behind Naruto and hugged him from behind.

“I thought you're too optimistic Naruto. You're getting fat. So what? I don't care, as long as it's you, I don't care if you have six tails and a scaly skin. No Naruto, your looks aren't important to me. What's important is that you're getting rounder and rounder, and I felt you are becoming my world, anchored by the gravity of your love.”

“Naruto, I'd gladly forsake everything for you. Will you stay with me forever?” Sasuke then opened the drawer beside their bed and produced a plain silver ring and offered it to Naruto.

As for Naruto, he was overwhelmed. He just glomped his boyfriend and wore the ring proudly on his left finger and thought that, maybe a compliment sounds good and looks are attractive, but to be called fat isn't all that bad.... especially when your boyfriend calls you 'his world'.

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Hehehe, short and pointless. I got this idea when my classmate sent me a text message:


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